Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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