not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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