You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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