So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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