I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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