I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you never un-have a 4some
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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