I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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