Jerry, you need to find god
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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