omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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