using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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