i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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