Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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