I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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