kristin has been a bad kristin
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
is wine microwaveable?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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