make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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