I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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