I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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