i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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