as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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