You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
did i walk over a car last night?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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