Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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