Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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