Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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