Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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