He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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