all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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