Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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