THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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