dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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