Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Im part way to drunk.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I supernannyed him into submission
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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