Umm I'm too high to move.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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