so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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