I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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