she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
