You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
it's like heaven, but drunker
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
