No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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