hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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