after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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