Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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