i wish peter jackson would direct porn
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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