Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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