Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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