i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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