Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
only if we run a train.
done.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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