maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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