Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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