I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Your dad touched me again.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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