we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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