That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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