The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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