I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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