After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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