Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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