I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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