do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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