You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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